Funny...er..

~Terms of Endearment~
A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy precede every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumkin, etc. He was imressed, since the couple had been married almost 70 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said ,"I thinkit's wonderful that after all the years, you still cal your wife those pet names." His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, i forgot her name about 10 years ago."